Scuttle:
Wow, this is special...
This is very, very unusual

Ariel:
What? What is it?

Scuttle:
It's a dinglehopper!

Ariel:
A dinglehopper?

Scuttle:
Oh, these babies are fantabulous.
Absolutely indispensary.
When it comes to dinglehoppers,
I'm a regular encyclopoodia!

Say thatcha wanna have a hairdo
Like the folks who live up there do
That'll flap their wigs!

Gull 1:
Flop their wigs!

Gull 2:
Flap!

Gull 3:
Awwwk!

SCUTTLE:
Well, you'll look absolutely dandy
If you use one of these handy
Little thingmajigs!

Gull 1:
Thingmabobs.

Gull 2:
Jigs!

Gull 1:
Bobs!

Gull 3:
Awwwk!

Scuttle:
Pick up the dinglehopper,
Just like so twirl
It the way I'm twirling now!
Give it a little yank, and there ya go!
You're what they call "the dog's meow"!

Gulls:
Wonderful stuff!

Gull 3:
Awwwk!

Gulls:
That human stuff! Can't get enough

Gull 3:
Awwwk!

Gulls:
Of human stuff! And we are the authority
No need for us to bluff!
Because we're great at explanatin'
Human stuff!

Ariel (holding a pipe):
What's that?

SCUTTLE
A snarfblatt!

Ariel:
Wow!

Scuttle:
Back when the world was prehistoral,
People sat as still as coral
Flat upon their bumps

Gull 1:
On their runts!

Gull 2:
Bunks!

Gull 3:
Awwwk!

Scuttle:
There they would be, not even thinkin'
Bored to death and barely blinkin'
Way down at the dumps

Gull 1:
On the dumps!

Gull 2:
At!

Gull 1:
On!

Gull 3:
Awwwk!

Scuttle:
Then they invented snarfblatts,
Just by chance.
Suddenly life was la-di-da!
Snarfblatts're what you use to
Make folks dance!
Give it a blow, and then - voilà!

Gulls:
Wonderful stuff!

Gull 3:
Awwwk!

Gulls:
That human stuff!
If you're a buff-

Gull 3:
Awwwk!

Gulls:
Of human stuff!

Gull 1:
It's marvable!

Gull 2:
Stupendiful!

Scuttle:
Completely A-OJ!
Which sounds absurd, but take my word

Scuttle & Gulls:
That's what the humans say!
Sensible stuff
That human stuff!
None of it fluff
Not human stuff!
And heaven knows
Since we're the pros
From us, you'll get no guff

Scuttle:
And once you've got your who's-ma-gig

Gull 1:
A thinga-ma-what

Gull 2:
A what-ma-gig

Scuttle:
That's all you need to bring you up to snuff!

Gulls:
Right up to snuff!
With proper dinglehopper groomin'
Rest assured... you'll look real human!

Scuttle, Gulls & Ariel
We know, 'cause we know
Human stuff!